The Arockalypse lyrics by Lordi

1. SCG3 Special Report

This is an SCG3 Special Report with Sam Romero. ´Good evening, I´m Sam Romero. We continue our special rapport now on the so-called monster invasion. As of eleven AM today, the president has declared the nation to be under Marshall law. Reports coming in now indicate that mass hysteria continues to spread throughout the globe. It is not yet confirmed by officials what is causing these horrific events, but it is suggested by certain sources that these creatures that are now being spotted throughout the world, are neither human... nor are they wild animals. It is strongly advised that people should stay indoors and if you encounter one of these beings, do NOT try to make contact with them... They will attack without warning! Our very own William Tracey in the sky is now reporting. [Sam:] Will?... [William:] Sam! We´re here hovering over down-town where the monsters are litterly swarming the city! The freeways are glocked... There is absolutely no way out of down-town. These creatures, they are incredibly strong. A few minutes ago we saw one actually pick up an SUV and throw it in a clump of people. And then... Zoom in on that, yeah. Are we getting that? It´s actually looking at us! It´s, it´s climbing. It´s... No, pull up, pull up, pull up!! [explosion] [White noise] [Sam:] Will? Ehm, we seem to be suffering from technical difficulties. We´ll get back to William Tracy as soon as we get the satellite feed repaired. Hm... In the meantime, we now go live to Joan Carr at the Hellbender Plaza. Joan?... [Joan:] Sam! I´m standing here with thousands of citizens. The first thing that greeted us when we drove up was the smell of decomposing flesh! The dead are litterly walking the streets! Aah... Even though the people know about the curfew, there is absolutely no trace of police or the military yet. It´s understandable that the people feel the urge to get out of their homes and go look for their loved-ones. They don´t know what to do and how to cope with all of this. Aah... Something is happening. Eehmm... Oh my God! RUN!!! [Yelling] [White noise] [Sam:] We ehm... seem to be experiencing some more technical difficulties with Joan as well, so... Ehm... I´m just being told that someone is infiltrating our broadcasts. Eh... Are we going off the air?.. [Strange monster voice / Dee Snider:] Good evening, you puny little humans. Don´t try to adjust your sat´s, we control the transmission. Your deminion of the earth has gone on far too long. You´ve had your chances, you´ve blown them all! Now it´s time to cut the bullshit. You are a plague! We are forced to take disciplinary action. Behold the sounds that will grind your insides, the sights that will make you blind. Your walls of iron will bend and the seas will run red with your blood. The earth will quake and open its fuming maw swallowing all the heretics and fools on the wide path to hell. The skies will open with a thunderous raw! My little pets will fly out in swarms that will block the sun. They will kiss the flesh off the bones of those who still choose to follow the false prophets. Join us or forever drown in the pit of despair. The Scartic Circle Gathering is now. This is the day of reckoning. This is... The Arockalypse

2. Bringing Back the Balls To Rock

Attention class! - Here we come We kick your ass - That´s lesson one I know you´ve been living in heresy Correction´s what you need Less isn´t more - less is less The more, the better - the most, the best You gotta turn up the amps past overload Eardrums will explode We are what we want to be Monsters of rock, we are for real Stand up for what you believe (and shout!) Hail in the name of rock and roll Hail in the name of rock and roll Hail in the name of rock and roll Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to rock Breathing fire, spitting blood Biting off the heads of bats and doves Dragon boots and guillotines That´s what I want to see We´re the SMF with metal hearts Got love machines, we´re breaking the law We´ve got the looks that kill We´re the youth gone wild We´re the creatures of the night We are what we want to be Monsters of rock, we are for real Stand up for what you believe (and shout!) Hail in the name of rock and roll Hail in the name of rock and roll Hail in the name of rock and roll Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to rock Big drums, leather and chains Loud guitars, grimace and flames The two-finger signs Raised fists up high

3. The Deadite Girls Gone Wild

She lures you in with intention Looks like the girl next door But it´s blood and sticky floors That really turn her on She´s got a body to die for You touch it and you will She´s got a face of an angel And an urge to kill She´s sanctified by death Hey! Stay away from the lady night Hey! Don´t you mess with the devil´s bride You gotta pull out! Can´t you feel the darkness falling? Get the hell out! Can´t you hear the heaven´s roaring? The Deadite girls gone wild Have casket will travel She´s the best of the worst She´ll chew on your neckbone To quench her thirst The black widow entraps you Oh boy, you´re in for a treat She´s the queen of beasts She´s a demon in heat She´s sanctified by death Hey! Stay away from the lady night Hey! Don´t you mess with the devil´s bride You gotta pull out! Can´t you feel the darkness falling? Get the hell out! Can´t you hear the heaven´s roaring? The Deadite girls gone wild No, don´t thank heaven for little girls, no When their eyes turn white as pearls You wanna put it inside You´re gonna lose it, she bites Then she´ll suck you dry Then she´ll suck you dry... Hey! Stay away from the lady night Hey! Don´t you mess with the devil´s bride You gotta pull out! Can´t you feel the darkness falling? Get the hell out! Can´t you hear the heaven´s roaring? The Deadite girls gone wild

4. The Kids Who Wanna Play With The Dead

Was it already there in the womb? Were we pulled out way too soon? Were we quiet too long? Were we too small? Or were we dropped on the floor? Could it be something we ate? Did they let us stay up too late? Were there not enough rules? Did we get too much love? Was it something they taught us in school? ´Cause inside something bad´s awakened The evil opens it´s eyes The temper´s rising and the house is shaking To get out is no longer an option These are the deeds of the beast We´re the kids who wanna play with the dead (Whoah-woah!) We must have lost our minds ´cause we might lose our heads We´re the kids who wanna play with the dead (Whoah-woah!) See us, pretty brides, and the evil we wed Oh Lord, we play with the dead Was it something we saw on TV? The films that were gross and obscene? Is it the clothes and the black-dyed hair, Or were we just not aware? There must have been some dangerous toys And the music sings of murderous ploys It´s not like we did not have a choice Backward masking gives the devil a boice ´Cause inside something bad´s awakened The evil opens it´s eyes The temper´s rising and the house is shaking To get out is no longer an option These are the deeds of the beast We´re the kids who wanna play with the dead (Whoah-woah!) We must have lost our minds ´cause we might lose our heads We´re the kids who wanna play with the dead (Whoah-woah!) See us, pretty brides, and the evil we wed Oh Lord, we play with the dead To get out is no longer an option These are the deeds of the beast We´re the kids who wanna play with the dead (Whoah-woah!) We must have lost our minds ´cause we might lose our heads We´re the kids who wanna play with the dead (Whoah-woah!) See us, pretty brides, and the evil we wed Oh Lord Now we wanna play with the dead We lose our heads Oh Lord, now we play with the dead We lose our heads Oh Lord Oh Lord Oh Lord, now we play with the dead

5. It Snows In Hell

You did the trick I didn´t see it coming I did not hear a sound Though you were quick I will not be forgiving You won´t be waiting for my return I promise baby - You´ll burn Now it snows in hell This is the day foretold till death do us apart Now it snows in hell I´ve gone away but I´ve got you in my heart All frozen and scarred Your life goes on And it´s infuriating How did you not get caught Your deed will spawn A fate beyond your making You won´t be waiting for my return I promise baby - You´ll burn Now it snows in hell - We´re done masquerading This is the day foretold till death do us apart Now it snows in hell - No you won´t be waiting I´ve gone away but I´ve got you in my heart All frozen and scarred You shouldn´t visit me at my grave My hands will grab you through the dirt I giveth - I taketh away Witness my rebirth from the devils churn Hell - We´re done masquerading This is the day foretold till death do us apart Now it snows in hell - No you won´t be waiting I´ve gone away but I´ve got you in my heart All frozen and scarred Hell - We´re done masquerading This is the day foretold till death do us apart Now it snows in hell - No you won´t be waiting I´ve gone away but I´ve got you in my heart All frozen and scarred

6. Who´s Your Daddy?

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All the vixens stand in line Waiting for my fright night Be the new flesh for the sacrifice Screaming out the mating call I´ve become the lord of love I break your will I´ll break your will for good I treat you like a brute Who´s your daddy, Say, who´s your daddy? Who puts you in your place? Who´s your daddy, Bitch, who´s your daddy? Surrender and obey, who´s your daddy? Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She´s a battle-ax in pinstripes Get ready for your prime time Max out the triple-X-drive Screaming out the mating call I´ve become the lord of love I break your will I´ll break your will for good I treat you like a brute Who´s your daddy, Say, who´s your daddy? Who puts you in your place? Who´s your daddy, Bitch, who´s your daddy? Surrender and obey, who´s your daddy? Get down, get down Lay down, lay down Stay down, stay down For daddy Get down, get down Lay down, lay down Stay down, stay down Uh! Uh! Who´s your daddy, Say, who´s your daddy? Who´s your daddy, Girl, who´s your daddy? Who´s your daddy, Bitch, who´s your daddy? Who keeps you in line? Who´s your daddy, Say, who´s your daddy? Who´s your daddy, Girl, who´s your daddy? Who´s your daddy, Bitch, who´s your daddy? Who keeps you in line? Who´s your daddy, Say, who´s your daddy? Who puts you in your place? Who´s your daddy, Bitch, who´s your daddy? Surrender and obey, who´s your daddy? Who´s your daddy, Say, who´s your daddy? Who puts you in your place? Who´s your daddy, Bitch, who´s your daddy? Surrender and obey, who´s your daddy?

7. Hard Rock Hallelujah

Hard Rock Hallelujah! The saints are crippled On this sinners´ night Lost are the lambs with no guiding light The walls come down like thunder The rocks about to roll It´s The Arockalypse Now bare your soul All we need is lightning With power and might Striking down the prophets of false As the moon is rising Give us the sign Now let us rise up in awe Rock ´n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah Demons and angels all in one have arrived Rock ´n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah In God´s creation supernatural high The true believers Thou shall be saved Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith On the day of Rockoning It´s who dares, wins You will see the jokers soon´ll be the new kings All we need is lightning With power and might Striking down the prophets of false As the moon is rising Give us the sign Now let us rise up in awe Rock ´n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah Demons and angels all in one have arrived Rock ´n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah In God´s creation supernatural high Wings on my back I got horns on my head My fangs are sharp And my eyes are red Not quite an angel Or the one that fell Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell Hard Rock Hallelujah! Rock ´n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah Demons and angels all in one have arrived Rock ´n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah In God´s creation supernatural high

8. They Only Come Out At Night

You know you saw them but no-one ever listens They´ll be long gone by the time the sun has risen You feel ´em lurking, hear ´em howling in the shadows Wreaking haboc on your perfect world They are the tricking trolls They got the bell that tolls Flash at the edge of your sight They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night The shadows breathe with a venom like no other A silent evil where there shouldn´t be another, no no I feel ´em lurking, hear ´em howling in the shadows Wreaking haboc on your perfect world They are the tricking trolls They got the bell that tolls Flash at the edge of your sight They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night Don´t know what´s at stake I think they´re right beside me I gotta stay awake And keep them all from biting They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night They only come out at night

9. The Chainsaw Buffet

You got your invitation A family dinner, and tonight you will meet No need for hesitation, sugar We´re gonna love you and it´s all we can eat The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart And my pa´s such a gourmet for gore Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs Banquet dining is worth dying for At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet The secret ingredient screams You´re my main course At the chainsaw buffet Feed on man-eaters´s cuisine At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet Mother said that you were a sweet chic Called upon your folks, and they´ll join us for brunch Nice day for a picnic They´ll be delighted, only they are the lunch The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart And my pa´s such a gourmet for gore Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs Banquet dining is worth dying for At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet The secret ingredient screams You´re my main course At the chainsaw buffet Feed on man-eaters´s cuisine (Boiling your blood ´till it steams) At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet

10. Good To Be Bad

Digtails The cutest smiles But it´s all delusion Kneesocks The sweetest eyes It´s just a grand illusion When they´re bad They just get better Like saints full of sin And again the constrictor queens Will shed their skin All the naughty lordi girls They know it´s good to be bad They´re gonna claw before they purr They know it´s good Good to be bad She-Hulk´s In a girl disguise You´ll fall into confusion Now they might Play it nice But you´re heading for an execution When they´re bad They just get better Like saints full of sin And again the constrictor queens Will shed their skin All the naughty lordi girls They know it´s good to be bad They´re gonna claw before they purr They know it´s good Good to be bad Yeah, yeah, yeah! All the naughty lordi girls They know it´s good They know it´s good All the naughty lordi girls They know it´s good to be bad They´re gonna claw before they purr They know it´s good Good to be bad All the naughty lordi girls They know it´s good to be bad They´re gonna claw before they purr They know it´s good Good to be bad

11. The Night Of The Loving Dead

Now beware the streets tonight Lay low till the sunrise The undead Casanovas hunt for love (You may) Look the doors, drop the blinds Keep quiet and stay inside But nothing helps when push comes to shove Bequeth thy loving - My body´s cold I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones On the Night of the loving dead Love the un-living, no skins attached On the Night of the loving dead The Night of the loving dead Dressing sharp, au naturel Looking drop dead gorgeous Sins of the rotten flesh for you to hold My caress is terminal ´cause my touch is torture There´s no way in hell I´ll let you go Bequeth thy loving - My body´s cold I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones On the Night of the loving dead Love the un-living, no skins attached On the Night of the loving dead The Night of the loving dead Six feet underground If I had a heart you would make it pound You make the dead come alive On the Night of the loving dead Love the un-living, no skins attached On the Night of the loving dead Love the un-living, no skins attached On the Night of the loving dead Love the un-living, no skins attached On the Night of the loving dead The Night of the loving dead

12. Supermonstars (The Anthem Of the Phantoms)

You´ve been pushed around Until you mumble Beaten to the ground But you won´t crumble They strike you dumb They bring you down They keep you on the losing end They tell your right is wrong Your high is low So give ´em hell Kick up a row We´re the Supermonstars We chant the anthem of the Phantoms Deal out the blows Like a Supermonstar We are humble to none They can´t make you out That makes you bogus They think they know What we´re about But they just don´t know us They strike you dumb They bring you down They keep you on the losing end They tell your right is wrong Your high is low So give ´em hell Kick up a row We´re the Supermonstars We chant the anthem of the Phantoms Deal out the blows Like a Supermonstar We are humble to none Kick up a row We´re the Supermonstars We chant the anthem of the Phantoms Deal out the blows Like a Supermonstar We are humble to none Kick up a row We´re the Supermonstars We chant the anthem of the Phantoms Deal out the blows Like a Supermonstar We are humble to none

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• Get Heavy (2002)
• The Monsterican Dream (2004)
• The Arockalypse (2006)