Deadheads

Biography

Born from the flames of an evil witch's nordic lair, these five metal warriors roam this cursed earth spreading the word of Gratzhgoth, the ancient Norse god of moonshine and space cakes. With swords long as the hunger year, the five face a fierce task: To rid the earth of tennis players and emo. Dressing in squirrel skin and bear shoes, Deadheads inhabit the dark misty forests of the satanic lord Zrqortheg, serving their master by sodomizing each other night after night. In the ass. Through the rotten rivers of the flesh of the dead of the plagued battlefields of the infernal screams of virgins raped by dragons, the furious five continue their task until the bitter end. Should the end not come from a sword of their sworn enemy, Keskustapuolue, a pre-historical brotherhood of mud and cow dung, the bloodline of the evil of the north of the mystic beast of the forgotten satanic feast will not be cut and the entire human race is doomed to death by removal of the genitalia.

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